Sounds like a good name for a movie.

Hey Jack, Here's everything that you wanted to know about Nebraska. I think you would do good there.

Enjoy! Jeff

That's enjoy.....Jeff, NOT ENJOY JEFF! Sicko

They have stupid road signs.

They have hills, oh wait that's a bridge.They have hills.

They have cows.

They have "Puts the lotion on the skin". I saw no sheep, so you will have to bring your own.

They have Hay.

They have corn.

They have windmills.

They have trees.

They have mountains. (Elevation 300 feet)